Diario de caged liberty, 16 jun. 08

I GOT NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW JEANS
KNOW WHAT I MEEEEAAAN?

I GOT NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW JEANS
AND I FEEL SO SEREEEEEEEENE

I GOT NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW JEANS
I LOOK LIKE A QUEEEEN

I GOT NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW JEANS
AND NOW I FEEL SO KEEEEEEN

I GOT NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW JEANS
I AM BACK ON THE SCEEEENE

Ok...I bought a pair of jeans a couple of days back and I feel like I died and went to heaven. I had two pairs of jeans from 5 years ago. One is in hiding in a bag in the basement labelled 'I wish...' and the other one fits so tightly on the thighs and gives me a massive muffin top(size 10). I purchased a 3rd pair of jeans from Kmart (size 16) but the cut is so horrid and baggy on the thighs that I use it only in emergencies. So basically, I had 1.5 jeans. Now I have 1 pair of jeans that fit divinely. Not too tight on the waist..not too baggy on the thigh..and just enough looseness on the butt to say..'hey, see my butt really is not that big!'

It feels so good to wear a pair of jeans that are comfortable and yet not reminescint of hand me downs. (baggy, oversized)

When I tried them on in the store, I wasnt sure about the fitting because they were size 12 and I didnt think I was, so I only bought one. Now I am kicking myself because they were boot cut, my favorite; they were on sale for only $14.99; and there were so many size 12's laying around!!!

Lord, please help me to get back to that mall asap!

DISTURBERS OF HARMONY

For the past few days I have been dealing with one of the disturbers of my harmony, namely my daughter Princess 'serve me'. She doesnt do any housework or chores; doesnt clean her room; isnt very concerned about her hygiene and is obnoxiously rude to me to the point of ordering me about.

So, the first thing I did was ban her from the computer a few days ago for a week with the option of regaining her comp privileges if she displayed examplary behavior. Today, I made her help me do some house chores. It was so hilarious to see her whine and moan and grumble and snort and kiss her teeth and every other noise she could make to show her displeasure at being made to lift a finger.

The task? To use furniture polish to clean her and my bedrooms! The way she was acting was as if I had asked her to clean the entire house!! All she had to do was dust about 7 items of furniture but it took forever as she would dust a nightstand..whine hiss and curse under her breath...or lay on a bed as if exhausted, then being made to do the next item and again..laying down..once even on the floor in some sort of protest! LOL ..I would have had sympathy...if I could stop myself from laughing so hard!! She just huffed and puffed and tried to blow my house down..but girlfriend...

I am a brick...Hooouse...I'm mighty mighty..just letting it all hang out!

So my disturbers are going down..and I am back on top!!

YEAH BABAY!!

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2108 kcal

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